Garfunkel

🎤 Hey. I’m Garfunkel, and I’ve got opinions, alright? I came from the OKC shelter about 70 days ago, and I made one thing very clear: we’re doing things MY way. I’m not here to follow rules—I set them. You got other boys in the house? Pass. Human or canine, I don’t mess with 'em. Give me the ladies and give me space to shine 😎<br />
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Now listen… if you walk away from me? Even for two seconds?? I will scream. I will yell. I will let the whole world know how absolutely RUDE you are for leaving me alone 🙄 But don’t get it twisted—I’m still a little shy when we first meet. I want you around, I just don’t want you looking at me unless I say it’s okay. I’m complicated. That’s what makes me interesting.<br />
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I’m not really into toys (they’re kinda beneath me), but treats? Oh yeah. You bring snacks, I might let you stay in my royal court 👑 I’m tall, skinny, got the kind of coloring that turns heads—and I know it. I’m looking for a chill home with no dude drama, where I can be the King of the Castle and run things how I like. I’m quirky. I’m cute. And if you’re lucky… I’ll let you hang out with me.